darecrow:

Imagine being pregnant in new york

and your husband gets a cab for you and you’re rushing to the hospital when

"wELCOME TO THE CASH CAB"

(via zackisontumblr)

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

(Source: star-loser, via zackisontumblr)

studentcounciloverlord:

Got to do my first playtest! These are some edits/ suggestions from the players. They wanted more mana fixing, more removal in black and red, and found that black was by far the weakest color. They also disliked Zombie Time for creating board stall. What they did like, though, was how well red and green played. Blue and green were considered the strongest colors. Hunson Abadeer was made after a request for a black bomb.

psych2go:

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psych2go:

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goingloco:

goingloco:

I needed a new toilet seat so I went on ebay and searched for “toilet seat unicorn”

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I’m so going to buy it.

I bet yall didn’t believe me

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(via reyairia)

Friend: we have too many unfinished rps

Me: i know

Friend:

Me:

Friend:

Me:

Friend: so i have this idea for a rp

danglingthpider:

castielmyspell:

taco-of-the-violets:

castielmyspell:

things people do in fanfic no one does in real life

  • smirk every frickin five seconds
  • gulp
  • stutter to be cute
  • be like “yeah ok” when asked to call someone “daddy”
  • chuckle gently
  • chuckle in general
  • make simple misunderstandings into the biggest bitch fest you will ever experience
  • NO ONE CHUCKLES IT DOESN’T HAPPEN

I chuckled so hard at this

fuck off

*smirks*

(Source: osrick, via swag-kura)

thiddybatch:

“Part of the backstory we created was that Frigga was really the most attentive to Loki when he was a child. And Odin didn’t really know how to connect. He connected much more with Thor. They were sort of cut from the same cloth. And Frigga and Loki had this kind of beautiful, sensitive, more artistic relationship. And it was actually her who taught him all his magic.”

(via frostshadowsblood)